stentorian
[sten-TOR-ee-uhn]
adj
Extremely loud.
I’d like to take a bat to the heads of these stentorian pricks next door.
etiology
[ee-tee-ol-uh-jee]
noun
the cause or origin of a disease.
I traced the etiology of my crabs to the freshman girl with the giant bush…
lineament
[LIN-ee-uh-muhnt]
noun
A distinctive shape, contour, or line, especially of the face.
He had a deep lineament that ran down the middle of his head…
fossick
[FOS-ik]
verb (used with object)
To hunt; seek; ferret out.
It’s worth fossicking for a chick’s g-spot, no matter how long it takes.
obdurate
[OB-duh-rit]
adjective
Resistant to persuasion; unyielding.
If it weren’t for our blind consumerism most people would hate us obdurate Americans.
cadge
To intrude or live on another meanly; to beg.
Mike tried to cadge his way into Juliet’s pants. She told him to fuck off. She was just not interested.
tortuous
[TOR-choo-us]
adjective
Marked by repeated turns and bends.
During Sarah Palin’s tortuous speech about how great America is and all that bullshit, I kept trying to imagine if she was completely shaved or not.