ablution
[uh-BLOO-shun]
noun
The act of washing or cleansing; specifically, the washing of the body.
My morning ablutions in the shower were interrupted and I had to deal with blue balls and an unclean penis.
deprecate
[DEP-rih-kayt]
trans
verb. To belittle; to depreciate
I read a study once that said women are more attracted to self-deprecating men…
stentorian
[sten-TOR-ee-uhn]
adj
Extremely loud.
I’d like to take a bat to the heads of these stentorian pricks next door.
pullulate
[PUHL-yuh-leyt]
verb
To exist abundantly.
knackered
/ˈnækərd/
adjective
1 very tired. 2 exhausted.
Megan was so knackered after fucking her husband’s friend that she didn’t protest when he accused her of infidelity.
veriest
[VER-ee-ist]
adj
Utmost; most complete.
I wouldn’t say my memories of the night were veriest, but I certainly don’t remember calling the bartender a “tranny.
moil
[MOYL]
verb
To work with painful effort; to labor.
I’ve moiled over this goddamned script for three years, and your cat just took a shit on it!