tortuous
[TOR-choo-us]
adjective
Marked by repeated turns and bends.
During Sarah Palin’s tortuous speech about how great America is and all that bullshit, I kept trying to imagine if she was completely shaved or not.
tetchy
[TECH-ee]
adjective
Peevish; testy; irritable.
Jersey Shore’s JWOWW (short for Jenni Farley) is a big-busted, tetchy bitch whose penchant for thick-soled shoes is quite distracting.
scapegrace
[SKAYP-grayss]
noun
A reckless, unprincipled person.
She was a total fucking scapegrace: unemployed, slept around, had a tramp stamp…
biddable
[BID-uh-buhl]
adjective
Easily led or commanded; obedient.
The dominatrix called her four o’clock, a biddable man with a desk job, to tell him she couldn’t make it today.
deadpan
[DED-pan]
adjective
Displaying no emotional or personal involvement.
“I just told you I fellated your brother and all you have is that fucking deadpan look on your face!”
kismet
[KIZ-met]
noun
Destiny; fate.
Never be the rebound guy. It’s kismet that whomever you’re banging will end up back with their ex.
quisling
[KWIZ-ling]
noun
A traitor.
According to Fox News, anyone who serves a bearded man is a quisling, and should be fucking shot.