pelf
[PELF]
noun
Money; riches; gain.
I earned my pelf the old fashioned way: pimping hoes and slangin’ drugs.
cleave
[kleev]
verb
To adhere closely; stick; cling.
She cleaved onto her parents like a fly to shit, ‘till they tried to baptize her and score her genitals.
nominal
[nom-uh-nl]
adjective
Trifling, insignificant.
Call me crazy, but thirty bucks for anal sex seems nominal, even for Brickell Ave.
stentorian
[sten-TOR-ee-uhn]
adj
Extremely loud.
I’d like to take a bat to the heads of these stentorian pricks next door.
etiology
[ee-tee-ol-uh-jee]
noun
the cause or origin of a disease.
I traced the etiology of my crabs to the freshman girl with the giant bush…
lineament
[LIN-ee-uh-muhnt]
noun
A distinctive shape, contour, or line, especially of the face.
He had a deep lineament that ran down the middle of his head…
fossick
[FOS-ik]
verb (used with object)
To hunt; seek; ferret out.
It’s worth fossicking for a chick’s g-spot, no matter how long it takes.