torpor
torpor [TAWR-per]
noun
Lacking in vitality or interest.
The first time we tried Special K we got locked into “K-holes,” and sat there in a state of torpor for twelve long minutes.
myrmidon
[MUR-muh-don]
noun
A loyal follower, especially one who executes orders without question.
What do I look for in a mate? I want a myrmidon: someone who will execute any sexual act I demand, when I demand it.
regale
[rih-GAY(uh)L]
trans
, intrans verb. To entertain with something that delights…
incipient
[in-SIP-ee-uhnt]
adjective
Beginning to exist or appear.
Upon confirming our relationship status on Facebook I noticed her incipient beer belly and sagging breasts.
mundify
/ˈmʌn dəˌfaɪ/
verb
1 a to cleanse. b to deterge…
ineluctable
[in-i-luhk-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Incapable of being evaded; inescapable.
Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read…
eristic
[e-RIS-tik]
adjective
Of argument for the sole purpose of winning, regardless of the reason.
Oh how I love full-of-shit college kids and their over-paid liberal art, eristic arguments.