toper
[TOH-puhr]
noun
One who drinks frequently or to excess.
George W. Bush’s new memoir is about to be released wherein he reveals to the world his life as a toper and fucking idiot.
expostulate
[ik-SPOS-chuh-leyt]
verb
To reason earnestly with someone against something that person intends to do or has done…
protean
[pro-TEE-un]
adjective
Displaying considerable variety or diversity.
The red light district in Amsterdam has a protean amount of pussy for sale…
uncompromising
Making no truce or concessions; obstinate.
Even though Eve was just 31-years-old, she carried herself like a hardened old battle axe. She was uncompromising in every way, and frightened all that dared to crossed her…
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virescent
/vaɪˈrɛsənt/
adjective
1 beginning to be green. 2 slightly green. 3 greenish…
perusal
[puh-roo-zuhl]
noun
Scrutiny.
This cocksucking actor agreed to star in my YouTube video, but only after a three month perusal of the script.
disport
[dis-PORT]
verb
To amuse oneself in light or lively manner; to frolic.
I’ve always had fond memories of us disporting in Central Park, catching the subway, and licking each other’s crotches.