osmose
[oz-MOHS]
verb
To gradually assimilate a principle.
Perhaps the hair plugs in Trump’s head have caused him to osmose the batshit “birther” belief?
sublunary
[suhb-LOO-nuh-ree]
adjective
Of or pertaining to this world; terrestrial; earthly.
Is it wrong that my only sublunary goal is to get as much pussy as possible while I’m alive?
coterie
A set or circle of persons who meet familiarly; a clique.
I can’t believe this coterie of cunts at the Academy snubbed Inglourious Basterds for best picture.
celerity
[suh-LAIR-uh-tee]
noun
Rapidity of motion or action.
He’ll cum too soon if he moves with celerity, so I let him take it slow.
capricious
[kuh-PRISH-us]
adjective
Apt to change suddenly; whimsical; changeable.
With all the guys she was fucking, I’m not sure whether it was her heart or her pussy that was the capricious one.
quandary
[KWAHN-duh-ree]
noun
A state of difficulty, perplexity, doubt, or uncertainty.
It’d have been less of a quandary if it weren’t for the fact that I was stark naked, and had vomited all over my iPhone.
nepenthe
/nɪˈpɛn θi/
noun
1 anything soothing and comforting. 2 a drug used by the ancients to give relief from pain and sorrow (by some supposed to have been opium or hashish)…