lyard
[LAHY-erd]
adjective
Streaked or spotted with gray or white.
Is it weird if my pubic hair turns lyard, but only near my ass and nowhere else?
behest
/bɪˈhɛst/
noun
A command, bidding; sometimes also, an authoritative request.
At her client’s behest, Judy exposed her genitals so that they could be examined for signs of herpes.
sprat
[sprat]
noun
A small or inconsequential person or thing.
Tell the sprat in the bathroom to hightail it before I crap myself.
eructation
[ih-ruhk-TAY-shuhn]
noun
The act of belching; a belch.
When a pussy experiences eructation it’s called a queef.
subfusc
[sub-FUHSK]
adjective
Dark or dull in color; drab, dusky.
Her gorgeous vagina was shielded by subfusc lingerie, which made her all the more attractive.
quidnunc
[KWID-nuhngk]
noun
A gossiper; a busybody.
My good friend John resembles that of a lumberjack, but chats it up with the ladies like a God damned quidnunc.
sublimate
To bring by heat into the state of vapor, which, on cooling, returns again to the solid state.
I’m sorry but the act of sublimating Vodka with “diamond filters” is total bullshit.