eructation
[ih-ruhk-TAY-shuhn]
noun
The act of belching; a belch.
When a pussy experiences eructation it’s called a queef.
atelier
[at-l-YAY]
noun
A workshop; a studio.
Last night I met a handsome artist who brought me upstairs to his atelier where he fed me Ecstasy and gave me a foot massage.
languor
[LANG-guhr]
noun
Mental or physical weariness or fatigue.
I’ll wine ‘em and dine ‘em, but pillow talk after sex causes me great languor.
titubant
[TICH-oo-buhnt]
noun
A disturbance of body equilibrium in standing or walking.
Shotgunning a Four Loko caused a titubant in my stride and apparently made me wet myself.
felonious
[fuh-LOH-nee-uhs]
adj
Wicked; base; villainous.
So Lowe’s sides with the felonious evangelical Christians and not the well-to-do brown people…
transmogrify
[trans-MOG-ruh-fy]
verb
To change into a different shape or to transform.
If you want a real magic show, just stick a marshmellow in a microwave and watch it transmogrify into the fucking Michelin man.
vitriol
[vi-tree-uhl]
adjective
Very caustic; scathing.
Pat Robertson’s vitriolic remarks about Haiti are sure to earn him a special place in hell…