noisome
[NOY-sum]
adjective
Noxious; harmful; unwholesome.
Some people find the smell of pot noisome, but I quite enjoy it…
ectype
[EK-tahyp]
noun
A reproduction; copy.
The little prick sold us ectypes. What ecstasy pills do you know of that say, “Excedrin?!?!!”
nacreous
[NEY-kree-uhs]
adj
Lustrous; pearly.
Her eyes were nacreous; her mouth like a vacuum; her tits pert…
autodidact
[aw-toh-DY-dakt]
noun
One who is self-taught.
Surely you cunts might not be autodidacts, but I am…
refractory
[rih-FRAK-tuh-ree]
adjective
Stubbornly disobedient; unmanageable.
My shitty hair is absolutely refractory today.
enthrall
[en-THRAWL]
verb
To captivate or charm.
I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.
bathos
[BEY-thos]
noun
Insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness.
I can’t stand these jerk-off guys on the Bachelorette, all laying on the bathos extra thick to try to get in this broad’s skirt.