prevaricate
[prih-VAIR-uh-kayt]
intrans
verb. To depart from or evade the truth; to speak with equivocation…
renege
[rih-NIG]
intransitive verb
To go back on a promise.
Our friend managed to renege on a series of eBay deals for his girlfriend’s well worn panties, burning bridges with weird fuckers all over town.
languor
[LANG-guhr]
noun
Mental or physical weariness or fatigue.
I’ll wine ‘em and dine ‘em, but pillow talk after sex causes me great languor.
succinct
[suhk-SINGKT]
adjective
Characterized by compressed precise expression with no wasted words; brief; concise.
I kept my farewell speech succinct, and told her that if she wants a fuck buddy to call me.
remora
[REM-er-uh]
noun
An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.
I think her father put an extra clasp on her bra, so that it would act as a remora before copulation.
prescient
[PREE-shee-nt]
adjective
Having knowledge of events before they take place; foresight.
I’d sure as shit like to have a prescient stockbroker…
clamber
[KLAM-buhr]
intrans
verb. To climb with difficulty, or on all fours; to scramble.
You should have seen my fat fuck neighbor clamber up five flights of stairs after the elevator broke.