distrait
[dis-TRAY]
adjective
Divided or withdrawn in attention, especially because of anxiety.
I almost missed my drink order because I was so distrait with fear of being seated next to a man with a bomb strapped to his genitals.
hirsute
[hur-soot]
adjective
Hairy; shaggy.
It was strange because although her manicure and pedicure suggested stellar grooming habits, her pussy was as hirsute as an afghan hound.
protean
[pro-TEE-un]
adjective
Displaying considerable variety or diversity.
The red light district in Amsterdam has a protean amount of pussy for sale…
futilitarian
/fyuˌtɪl ɪˈtɛər i ən/
adjective
having the opinion that all human activity is futile…
restive
[RES-tiv]
adjective
Unwilling to go on; obstinate in refusing to move forward; stubborn.
Upon hearing news that she’d be serving 90 days in prison, Lindsay Lohan’s brow-beaten, coked-out mug looked quite restive.
knackered
/ˈnækərd/
adjective
1 very tired. 2 exhausted.
Megan was so knackered after fucking her husband’s friend that she didn’t protest when he accused her of infidelity.
noisome
[NOY-sum]
adjective
Noxious; harmful; unwholesome.
Some people find the smell of pot noisome, but I quite enjoy it…