stertorous
[STUR-tuh-ruhs]
adjective
Characterized by heavy snoring or breathing.
It’s hotter than a pair of squirrels fucking in a wool sock in New York, and I can’t get a night’s sleep without stertorous tossing and turning.
quibble
/ˈkwɪbəl/
verb
To complain or argue in a trivial or petty manner.
Though the couple constantly quibbled on the minutia of their marriage, they were united in their belief that President Barack Obama was a radical extremist whose sole objective was to destroy the American way of life.
brindled
[BRIN-dld]
adjective
Gray or tawny with darker streaks or spots.
Oddly enough my cock was brindled for reasons not related to the male prostitute I picked up on Friday.
macabre
[muh-kah-bruh]
adjective
Gruesome and horrifying; ghastly; horrible.
You see this broad Jesse James is fucking around on Sandra Bullock with? She’s macabre.
alacrity
[uh-LACK-ruh-tee]
noun
A cheerful or eager readiness or willingness.
Bryan was filled with alacrity when he whipped out his cock-piercing in front of us this evening.
hoopla
/ˈhuplɑ/
noun
1 a excited to-do. 2 energetic speech or noise, usually loud.
Amid the wedding hoopla, the groom and the maid of honor had trouble slipping away to have one last quickie.
quondam
[KWAHN-dam]
adjective
Having been formerly; former.
A quondam pornstar, she spent thousands reconstructing her worn-out vagina.