blithe
[BLAYTH]
adjective
Joyous or merry in disposition.
I would join the fucking Tea Party movement, but I’m employed, educated, and generally blithe.
sublimate
To bring by heat into the state of vapor, which, on cooling, returns again to the solid state.
I’m sorry but the act of sublimating Vodka with “diamond filters” is total bullshit.
apposite
[AP-uh-zit]
adjective
Being of striking appropriateness and relevance; very applicable; apt.
He didn’t think it was apposite that I strongly felt the need for him to double bag it.
orison
[AWR-uh-zuhn]
noun
A prayer.
Before takeoff, let’s say an orison and pray that we don’t get a piss drunk pilot.
evince
[ih-vins]
verb (used with object)
To show clearly; make evident or manifest; prove.
Oh, Sarah Palin, how you evince your grotesquely inadequate intelligence every time you open your big, red, dick sucking lips.
freedom
/ˈfridəm/
noun
The state of being free, of not being imprisoned or enslaved.
“The homosexuals love to cram their queer agenda down the throats of hardworking American families…