supplant
[suh-plant]
verb (used with object)
To take the place of (another), as through force, scheming, strategy, or the like…
solatium
/soʊˈleɪʃiəm/
noun
anything which alleviates or compensates for suffering or loss.
The congressman’s mistress threatened to go public unless she was paid a monthly solatium to keep quiet about the abortion he forced her to have.
irate
[ahy-reyt]
adjective
Angry; enraged. Arising from or characterized by anger.
Did that irate, wife-beating son of a bitch Chris Brown win big at the Grammy’s this year?
absquatulate
[ab-skwoch-uh-leyt]
verb
To flee; abscond.
Steven Slater’s grand departure on the emergency slide wouldn’t have been so fucking cool if he didn’t also absquatulate with a six pack of beer.
avuncular
[uh-VUHNG-kyuh-luhr]
adjective
Of or pertaining to an uncle.
My sexual past is tied closely to avuncular relations forced upon me as a minor!
avoirdupois
[av-uhr-duh-POIZ]
noun
Weight; heaviness.
There be nothin’ but skanks of much avoirdupois up in here.
precarious
[pri-kair-ee-uhs]
adjective
Exposed to or involving danger; dangerous; perilous; risky.
The sales rep told me that two or more people fucking inside of a Snuggie™ would be precarious and may void the warranty.