effluvium
[ih-FLOO-vee-uhm]
noun
A slight or invisible exhalation or vapor, esp. one that is disagreeable.
I walked into my son’s room and was greeted by the effluvium of bong usage.
enthrall
[en-THRAWL]
verb
To captivate or charm.
I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.
coterie
A set or circle of persons who meet familiarly; a clique.
I can’t believe this coterie of cunts at the Academy snubbed Inglourious Basterds for best picture.
offal
The rejected or waste parts of a butchered animal.
Wilson was a connoisseur of food, both foreign and domestic. His was a proclivity towards meat, and he spent the lunch hour diving deeper and deeper into the bowels of the city to seek it out…
incunabulum
[in-kyoo-NAB-yuh-luhm]
noun
The earliest stages or first traces of anything.
I mistakenly thought that my girlfriend’s beer belly was the incunabulum of a goddamned pregnancy.
writhe
/raɪð/
verb
To twist or contort the body; to be distorted.
As stimulating as it was to watch Emma writhe, bound to a chair, Ethan’s fingers knuckle deep in her pussy, it was even more rousing to watch the other guests at the orgy.
remora
[REM-er-uh]
noun
An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.
I think her father put an extra clasp on her bra, so that it would act as a remora before copulation.