sallow
Having a yellowish color; of a pale, sickly color, tinged with yellow
Due to a sedentary lifestyle, Norman was saddled with a sallow body, and devoid of muscle. Few women looked beyond his sickly style…
salubrious
[suh-LOO-bree-us]
adjective
Favorable to health; promoting health; healthful.
After promising myself a new way of living, last night’s coke-fueled, menthol cigarette binge was not as salubrious as I had originally intended.
insouciant
/ɪnˈsusiənt/
adjective
1 careless. 2 heedless. 3 indifferent. 4 unconcerned…
fantod
/ˈfæntɒd/
noun
A sudden outpouring of anger, outrage.
The idea that her husband spent more than $10,000 of their kid’s college fund on hookers and cocaine gave her the fantods.
hirsute
[hur-soot]
adjective
Hairy; shaggy.
It was strange because although her manicure and pedicure suggested stellar grooming habits, her pussy was as hirsute as an afghan hound.
stertor
[STUR-ter]
noun
A heavy snoring sound.
Cocaine clogs my nostrils and causes me to breathe in stertors.
pugnacious
[pŭg-nāˈshəs]
adjective
Combative in nature; belligerent.
I’d like to kick every ass of the pugnacious morons who claim Japan’s disaster is karmic retribution for Pearl Harbor.