perusal
[puh-roo-zuhl]
noun
Scrutiny.
This cocksucking actor agreed to star in my YouTube video, but only after a three month perusal of the script.
aureate
[AWR-ee-it]
adj
Characterized by an ornate style of writing or speaking.
I’d proffer that Michelle Bachman has an aureate way of speaking but christ, she’s really just a dullard in a clown suit.
yarely
[YAIR-lee]
adverb
With quickness or agility.
Now, sir, yarely move those fingers over my clit and bring me to climax.
rue
[ROO]
verb
To wish that (something) had never been done.
That son of a bitch Zuckerberg is a billionaire, and I’m stuck in a dead-end job, left to rue over my rotten lot in life.
ablution
[uh-BLOO-shun]
noun
The act of washing or cleansing; specifically, the washing of the body.
My morning ablutions in the shower were interrupted and I had to deal with blue balls and an unclean penis.
truckle
/ˈtrʌk əl/
verb
1 to yield or bend obsequiously to the will of another…
laconic
[luh-KON-ik]
adjective
Using or marked by the use of a minimum of words; brief and pithy; brusque…