elucidate
To make clear or manifest; to render more intelligible; to illustrate.
Lest there be accusations that this publication lionizes toxic masculinity and embraces misogyny, we should say that our success in elucidating aspects of the English language is born not of reverence for these things, but of our propensity towards lowbrow subject matter and lazy humor.
suspire
[suh-SPAHY-uhr]
verb
To utter with long, sighing breaths.
The comedian suspired his monologue, and the audience was sure it was because he had just received a blow job from the haggard looking cocktail waitress.
inroad
/ˈɪnˌroʊd/
noun
1 the entrance of an enemy into a country with purposes of hostility…
erubescent
Red, or reddish; blushing.
Katherine ran the back of her hand along the underside of Kieran’s cock, grazing the hair on his balls. They’d played the edging game before, but she never grew tired feeling his erubescent flesh warm as he twitched toward climax.
lurid
[loor-id]
adjective
Gruesome; horrible.
Tourists would be wise to avoid the lurid sex shops on Christopher St…
balneal
[bal-NEE-uhl]
adjective
Of or pertaining to baths or bathing.
The humidity in New York this summer is as balneal as a goddamned steam room in the gay part of San Fran.
apostasy
[uh-pos-tuh-see]
noun
A total desertion of or departure from one’s religion, principles, party, cause, etc.
More people seemed strengthened by news of their Pastor being outed as a raging-homosexual sex-fiend, than it did to cause a mass apostasy.