frangible
[fran-juh-buhl]
adjective
Easily broken; breakable.
Careful ladies, an erect penis is more frangible than it may appear.
desideratum
[dih-sid-uh-RAY-tum]
noun
Something desired or considered necessary.
A nice pair of tits with great nipples, not the ass, was Emma’s idea of man’s ultimate desideratum.
affable
[af-uh-buhl]
adjective
Friendly; cordial; warmly polite.
Gilbert Godfried, the annoying-as-shit voice of the Aflac duck, was fired over his less than affable tweets about Japan’s crisis.
clandestine
[klan-des-tin]
adjective
Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment.
Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.
concupiscible
[kon-KYOO-pi-suh-buhl]
adjective
Worthy of being desired.
Though it stars the concupiscible Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached looks like a giant turd.
animadvert
[an-uh-mad-VURT]
verb
To comment unfavorably or critically.
I’m starting to think he’s double bagging it so as to avoid my animadverting his grotesquely inadequate penis.
quiescent
Being in a state of repose; at rest; still; not moving.
After an early dinner, it was not at all uncommon for Grandma’s affect to turn from outbursts of anger at the liberalization of the “mainstream media,” to quiescent viewer of Jeopardy…