iota
[eye-OH-tuh]
noun
A very small quantity or degree; a jot; a bit.
I only do coke when I know I’m not getting laid because one iota of that shit and my cock goes limp.
sartorial
[sar-TOR-ee-uhl]
adjective
Of or relating to clothing, or style or manner of dress.
I can’t stand these fucking hipsters and their half-assed sartorial costumes.
mussitate
[MUHS-i-teyt]
verb
To silently move the lips in simulation of audible speech.
No matter how fucking hard I try, I always find myself mussitating along with the dialogue when I watch The Big Lebowski.
etiology
[ee-tee-ol-uh-jee]
noun
the cause or origin of a disease.
I traced the etiology of my crabs to the freshman girl with the giant bush…
bathos
[BEY-thos]
noun
Insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness.
I can’t stand these jerk-off guys on the Bachelorette, all laying on the bathos extra thick to try to get in this broad’s skirt.
nervure
/ˈnɜr vyʊər/
noun
a vein, as of a leaf or the wing of an insect…
aplomb
[uh-PLOM]
noun
Assurance of manner or of action; confidence; coolness.
Bryan sucked cock with the aplomb of a fucking Oreck XL.