iota

[eye-OH-tuh]

noun

A very small quantity or degree; a jot; a bit.

I only do coke when I know I’m not getting laid because one iota of that shit and my cock goes limp.

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sartorial

[sar-TOR-ee-uhl]

adjective

Of or relating to clothing, or style or manner of dress.

I can’t stand these fucking hipsters and their half-assed sartorial costumes.

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mussitate

[MUHS-i-teyt]

verb

 To silently move the lips in simulation of audible speech.

No matter how fucking hard I try, I always find myself mussitating along with the dialogue when I watch The Big Lebowski.

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etiology

[ee-tee-ol-uh-jee]

noun

the cause or origin of a disease.

I traced the etiology of my crabs to the freshman girl with the giant bush…

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bathos

[BEY-thos]

noun

Insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness.

I can’t stand these jerk-off guys on the Bachelorette, all laying on the bathos extra thick to try to get in this broad’s skirt.

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nervure

/ˈnɜr vyʊər/

noun

a vein, as of a leaf or the wing of an insect…

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aplomb

[uh-PLOM]

noun

Assurance of manner or of action; confidence; coolness.

Bryan sucked cock with the aplomb of a fucking Oreck XL.

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