sprat
[sprat]
noun
A small or inconsequential person or thing.
Tell the sprat in the bathroom to hightail it before I crap myself.
appellation
/ˌæpɪˈleɪʃən/
noun
1 a the word by which a particular person or thing is called and known…
clinquant
[KLING-kunt]
adjective, noun
Glittering with gold or silver; tinseled.
The only thing I remember from my childhood is this clinquant statue of a fucking mule that my Mother won in a game of bingo.
satori
[suh-TOHR-ee]
noun
In Zen Buddhism, the state of sudden indescribable intuitive enlightenment.
Not that I’m one to try, but I’ve been told that a hit of Salvia can induce a brief moment of satori.
certitude
/ˈsɜrtɪˌtud/
noun
1 freedom from doubt. 2 assurance. 3 certainty.
Congressman Anthony Weiner “couldn’t say with certitude” that the picture of an engorged cock tweeted by his account was a picture of his cock…
puissant
[PWISS-uhnt]
adjective
Powerful; strong; mighty.
I told him to wash the puissant odor off his crotch before we fooled around…
whilom
[HWAHY-luhm]
adj
Former; erstwhile.
Happy New Year’s to my friends and fuck yous to my whilom lovers.