clinquant
[KLING-kunt]
adjective, noun
Glittering with gold or silver; tinseled.
The only thing I remember from my childhood is this clinquant statue of a fucking mule that my Mother won in a game of bingo.
diffident
[dif-i-duhnt]
adjective
Lacking confidence in one’s own ability; timid; shy.
There’s one simple truth about pussy: women hate diffident men.
eristic
[e-RIS-tik]
adjective
Of argument for the sole purpose of winning, regardless of the reason.
Oh how I love full-of-shit college kids and their over-paid liberal art, eristic arguments.
lissom
[LISS-uhm]
adjective
Limber; supple; flexible.
Fucking Mick Jagger. Even after decades of drugs and rock n’ roll the guy is sill lissom on stage.
perusal
[puh-roo-zuhl]
noun
Scrutiny.
This cocksucking actor agreed to star in my YouTube video, but only after a three month perusal of the script.
mugwump
[MUHG-wuhmp]
noun
A person who is unable to make up his or her mind on an issue…
perforce
[pur-FORS]
adverb
By necessity; by force of circumstance.
I’m not one for a God damned horror movie, but by the time the third act of The Human Centipede rolls around you’ll perforce cover your eyes and cry like a girl.