lucifugous
[loo-see-FOO-guhs]
adjective
Avoiding light.
Ah, New York City. I love the tourists, street-meat vendors, and lucifugous bed bugs who are crawling all over the fucking place.
fantod
/ˈfæntɒd/
noun
A sudden outpouring of anger, outrage.
The idea that her husband spent more than $10,000 of their kid’s college fund on hookers and cocaine gave her the fantods.
enthrall
[en-THRAWL]
verb
To captivate or charm.
I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.
paladin
[PAL-uh-din]
noun
A champion of a cause.
My wife, the paladin of whoring around, is out with one of her students.
ne plus ultra
[nee-plus-UL-truh]
noun
The highest point.
My mother always told me that her sexual ne plus ultra was in the few summer months before I was mistakenly conceived.
froward
/ˈfroʊwərd/
adjective
1 not willing to yield or comply with what is required or is reasonable…
confabulation
[kon-FAB-yuh-lay-shuhn]
noun
Familiar talk; easy, unrestrained, unceremonious conversation.
Let’s elevate this confabulation to medium talk: do you take it in the pooper?