lucifugous

[loo-see-FOO-guhs]

adjective

 Avoiding light.

Ah, New York City. I love the tourists, street-meat vendors, and lucifugous bed bugs who are crawling all over the fucking place.

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fantod

/ˈfæntɒd/

noun

A sudden outpouring of anger, outrage.

The idea that her husband spent more than $10,000 of their kid’s college fund on hookers and cocaine gave her the fantods.

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enthrall

[en-THRAWL]

verb

To captivate or charm.

I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.

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paladin

[PAL-uh-din]

noun

A champion of a cause.

My wife, the paladin of whoring around, is out with one of her students.

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ne plus ultra

[nee-plus-UL-truh]

noun

The highest point.

My mother always told me that her sexual ne plus ultra was in the few summer months before I was mistakenly conceived.

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froward

/ˈfroʊwərd/

adjective

1 not willing to yield or comply with what is required or is reasonable…

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confabulation

[kon-FAB-yuh-lay-shuhn]

noun

Familiar talk; easy, unrestrained, unceremonious conversation.

Let’s elevate this confabulation to medium talk: do you take it in the pooper?

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