To apply cosmetics.
Hurry along little whore, you must fard your mug before going out drinking.
Scornful, mocking; disdainfully humorous.
I love how republicans don’t get how fucking sardonic Stephen Colbert is.
Something that is highly exciting or impressive.
Remember when rice burners were real barnburners?
I’d love if the guy who ate 25,000 big macs died of an injury to his pith during the day of his celebration.
Lacking in courage and resolution; contemptibly fearful; cowardly…
A disturbance of body equilibrium in standing or walking.
Shotgunning a Four Loko caused a titubant in my stride and apparently made me wet myself.
the collection of postage stamps of various issues.
Gena always felt her husband was more passionate about philately than he was about her…