eldritch
[EL-drich]
adjective
Strange; unearthly; weird; eerie.
I’ve always been of the opinion that an uncircumcised cock is eldritch and downright uncouth.
gourmand
[GOOR-mahnd]
noun
A lover of good food.
My friend Diego, the gourmand, spends his entire fucking paycheck on bacon.
emolument
[ih-MOL-yuh-muhnt]
noun
Gain; compensation.
Step on the little people. That’s my philosophy. Fuck it, if it earns you emolument along the way, who cares?
bumptious
[BUMP-shuhs]
adjective
Crudely, presumptuously, or loudly self-assertive.
What they mistook for my bumptious attitude was just the Ritalin talking.
rara avis
[RAIR-uh-AY-vis]
noun
A rare or unique person or thing.
John Holmes was, after all, a rara avis; a white dude with a giant fucking cock.
hegemony
[hi-jem-uh-nee]
verb (used with object)
Leadership or predominant influence exercised by one nation over others, as in a confederation…
encumbrance
[en-KUHM-brun(t)s]
noun
A burden, impediment, or hindrance.
Liberated from the encumbrances of wife and child, I was now free to sit at home in a t-shirt while masturbating to daytime television.