abject
Sunk to a low condition; down in spirit or hope; degraded.
That Michele Bachmann was a cunning congresswoman was not in doubt. However, it was clear to all but her most rabid supporters that a President Bachmann would quickly lead the United States to abject ruin…
rebarbative
[ree-BAR-buh-tiv]
adj
Serving or tending to irritate or repel.
That goddamn sweater you bought is rebarbative and uncouth.
expunge
[ik-SPUNJ]
trans
verb. To wipe out or destroy; to annihilate.
My shithead of a cousin managed to get his three DUIs and possession of a controlled substance expunged from his record.
obtuse
[uhb-TOOS]
adj
Not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect.
He thought I was too obtuse to realize that anal beads in a dishwasher mean something took place while I was on holiday.
callous
/ˈkæləs/
adjective
1 hard, hardened. 2 a hardened in mind…
euphonious
[yoo-FOH-nee-uhs]
adjective
Pleasing or sweet in sound; smooth-sounding.
As she neared climax she sounded euphonious, like a fucking choir of angels.
mea culpa
/ˈmɛɑ ˈkʊlpɑ/
noun
My fault, due to my error; my bad.
“All right, mea culpa…