hebetude
[HEB-uh-tood]
noun
Mental dullness or sluggishness.
Had she been elected, Sarah Palin’s hebetude would have made Bush look like a fucking Rhodes scholar.
bonny
[BON-ee]
adj
Pleasing to the eye.
Don’t freakout, but there’s a set of bonny tits in your line of sight.
licentious
[lahy-sen-shuhs]
adjective
Sexually unrestrained; lascivious; libertine; lewd.
Thao, the licentious Asian from next door, asked me for help setting up her iChat so she could go on chatroulette…
parsimonious
[par-suh-MOH-nee-uhs]
adjective
Sparing in expenditure; frugal to excess.
Ricky Perrine was almost entirely parsimonious in his ways, save his 900 dollar a week whore habit.
lubricious
Having a smooth or slippery surface.
He collapsed against her warm, lubricious body after a strenuous session of lovemaking.
schmaltz
Excessively sentimental, especially with art and music.
Jessie was sucker for funny guys that could make her laugh without resorting to excessive schmaltz. She was also extremely lonely…
doughty
/ˈdaʊ ti/
adjective
1 able. 2 strong. 3 valiant. 4 redoubtable.
Here stands a woman so fickle, so indomitable, that all but the most doughty of characters ventured near.