To captivate or charm.
I was enthralled by Sarah Palin’s last speech not because she had important or meaningful things to say, but because she’s a fucking dullard with a pair of tits.
My grandfather once told me that scotch was a panacea for his miserable life.
verb. To depart secretly; to steal away and hide oneself.
Little did I know that my craigslist hookup absconded with my prized, late-renaissance chess board.
Resistant to persuasion; unyielding.
If it weren’t for our blind consumerism most people would hate us obdurate Americans.
Volcanic; of, pertaining to, or resembling Mount Vesuvius.
I find that an early morning jerk off results in a more vesuvian orgasm.
Whimsical; mischievous; impish.
Cops are raiding Charlie Sheen’s blow-filled house? What will that puckish, lovable guy do next?
One who makes undue pretensions to wisdom.
For years and years, successive generations of Trumps lived up to their reputation as low-life wiseacres. They were always smarter and faster and stronger than the next guy they would proclaim to all that could hear…