brindled
[BRIN-dld]
adjective
Gray or tawny with darker streaks or spots.
Oddly enough my cock was brindled for reasons not related to the male prostitute I picked up on Friday.
agrestic
[uh-GRES-tik]
adjective
Pertaining to fields or the country; rural; rustic.
I’ll tell ya, if I had acne, no income, and lived in the agrestic part of the country, I’d probably join up with a crazy fucking militia too.
desideratum
[dih-sid-uh-RAY-tum]
noun
Something desired or considered necessary.
A nice pair of tits with great nipples, not the ass, was Emma’s idea of man’s ultimate desideratum.
frisson
[free-SOHN]
noun
A moment of intense excitement; a shudder; an emotional thrill.
My roommate caught me fapping to youporn, and let me tell you…
hegemony
[hi-jem-uh-nee]
verb (used with object)
Leadership or predominant influence exercised by one nation over others, as in a confederation…
carom
/ˈkær əm/
verb
1 To strike and rebound. 2 to glance.
Nick was a junky…
culpable
[kuhl-puh-buhl]
adjective
deserving blame or censure; blameworthy.
Polytheism is great because there’s always a culpable party…