sachet
[sa-SHEY]
noun
A small bag, case, or pad containing perfuming powder.
Little did the cop know that a night’s worth of blow was hidden in her sachet.
voracious
/vɔˈreɪʃəs/
adjective
Having a great appetite for anything (e.g., a voracious reader)…
irrefragable
[ih-REF-ruh-guh-buhl]
adjective
Impossible to refute; incontestable; undeniable.
I had irrefragable proof that he was fucking another woman after I hacked his gmail, twitter, facebook, and howtohaveanaffair…
refractory
[rih-FRAK-tuh-ree]
adjective
Stubbornly disobedient; unmanageable.
My shitty hair is absolutely refractory today.
mussitate
[MUHS-i-teyt]
verb
To silently move the lips in simulation of audible speech.
No matter how fucking hard I try, I always find myself mussitating along with the dialogue when I watch The Big Lebowski.
attar
[AT-er]
noun
A perfume or essential oil obtained from flowers or petals.
Someone should bottle and sell the attar of Justin Beiber to the throngs of teenaged chicks who get wet at the mere mention of the little shit’s name.
flippant
[FLIP-uhnt]
adjective
Lacking proper seriousness or respect; showing inappropriate levity; pert.
I wish I wasn’t so flippant over the news, but the fact that your uncle was arrested for engaging in coitus with a dog is too funny.