sapient
Possessing or expressing great wisdom or judgement.
The journeymen politicos wagged their heads with Stalinesque deference as the arena around them reverberated with Donald Trump’s sapient remarks…
animadvert
[an-uh-mad-VURT]
verb
To comment unfavorably or critically.
I’m starting to think he’s double bagging it so as to avoid my animadverting his grotesquely inadequate penis.
vespertine
[VES-per-tin]
adjective
Of, pertaining to, or occurring in the evening.
Luckily for me, my coke habit was largely vespertine in nature, and my coworkers didn’t have so much as a clue.
fealty
[FEE-uhl-tee]
noun
Fidelity; allegiance; faithfulness.
Exactly who in the fuck does Glenn Beck give his fealty to? I can’t figure it out.
milquetoast
/ˈmɪlkˌtoʊst/
noun
1 a timid, submissive, unassertive or spineless person. 2 mild of temper…
nonpariel
[non-puh-REL]
adjective
Having no equal; peerless.
He believed his cock to be nonpareil. I, however, am in disagreement.
canonical
/kəˈnɒn ɪ kəl/
adjective
1 according to recognized or orthodox rules. 2 stated or used in the most basic and straightforwardly applicable manner…