putsch

[PUCH]

noun

A secretly planned and suddenly executed attempt to overthrow a government.

I thought I joined a Fox News led putsch to overthrow Obama’s communist government, but all I got was a sign that said I enjoyed being teabagged.

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ephemeral

[ih-FEM-er-ul]

adjective

Short-lived; existing or continuing for a short time only.

A woman’s orgasm can last for minutes, while a man’s is ephemeral.

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superannuated

[soo-pur-AN-yoo-ay-tid]

adjective

Old; no longer in use; no longer valid; outmoded.

I’d still give it a go, but Madonna’s pussy is probably too superannuated for daily use.

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inclement

[in-KLEM-uhnt]

adjective

Severe, unrelenting; cruel.

They make the weather man say “inclement weather” instead of “shitty weather.

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repudiate

[ri-pyoo-dee-eyt]

verb (used with object)

To reject with denial.

When that horse-toothed cunt Sarah Palin asked us to “refudiate” the mosque on ground zero, she actually meant that we should repudiate the building…

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ragoût

/ræˈgu/

noun

A well-seasoned stew of meat and vegetables mixed together.

Her pussy smelled like a ragoût gone rancid after sitting out in the sun all day.

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assuage

[uh-SWAYJ]

verb

To soothe or calm; to pacify.

The least these fucking clowns at BP could do to assuage our fears is act like they know what the fuck they’re doing.

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