putsch
[PUCH]
noun
A secretly planned and suddenly executed attempt to overthrow a government.
I thought I joined a Fox News led putsch to overthrow Obama’s communist government, but all I got was a sign that said I enjoyed being teabagged.
ephemeral
[ih-FEM-er-ul]
adjective
Short-lived; existing or continuing for a short time only.
A woman’s orgasm can last for minutes, while a man’s is ephemeral.
superannuated
[soo-pur-AN-yoo-ay-tid]
adjective
Old; no longer in use; no longer valid; outmoded.
I’d still give it a go, but Madonna’s pussy is probably too superannuated for daily use.
inclement
[in-KLEM-uhnt]
adjective
Severe, unrelenting; cruel.
They make the weather man say “inclement weather” instead of “shitty weather.
repudiate
[ri-pyoo-dee-eyt]
verb (used with object)
To reject with denial.
When that horse-toothed cunt Sarah Palin asked us to “refudiate” the mosque on ground zero, she actually meant that we should repudiate the building…
ragoût
/ræˈgu/
noun
A well-seasoned stew of meat and vegetables mixed together.
Her pussy smelled like a ragoût gone rancid after sitting out in the sun all day.
assuage
[uh-SWAYJ]
verb
To soothe or calm; to pacify.
The least these fucking clowns at BP could do to assuage our fears is act like they know what the fuck they’re doing.