uxorious
[uk-SOR-ee-us]
adjective
Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife.
All I did to make my husband more uxorious was threaten to tell his coworkers that he once begged me to use a strap-on on him.
daedal
[DEE-duhl]
adjective
Rich; adorned with many things.
I don’t care for daedal panties…
clandestine
[klan-des-tin]
adjective
Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment.
Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.
emolument
[ih-MOL-yuh-muhnt]
noun
Gain; compensation.
Step on the little people. That’s my philosophy. Fuck it, if it earns you emolument along the way, who cares?
edacious
/ɪˈdeɪʃəs/
adjective
1 greedy. 2 voracious. 3 ravenousness. 4 rapacity.
Joshua’s edacious companion could always be counted on to jerk him off without invitation…
mitigate
[MIT-i-geyt]
verb
To lessen in force or intensity.
I offered to repaint her car’s hood, but she said nothing could mitigate my being spread eagle on it for a profile picture.
upbraid
[uhp-BRAYD]
trans
verb. To scold or criticize harshly.
After I failed to get an erection, Grace upbraided me for my drunkenness.