uxorious

[uk-SOR-ee-us]

adjective

Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife.

All I did to make my husband more uxorious was threaten to tell his coworkers that he once begged me to use a strap-on on him.

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daedal

[DEE-duhl]

adjective

 Rich; adorned with many things.

I don’t care for daedal panties…

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clandestine

[klan-des-tin]

adjective

Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment.

Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.

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emolument

[ih-MOL-yuh-muhnt]

noun

Gain; compensation.

Step on the little people. That’s my philosophy. Fuck it, if it earns you emolument along the way, who cares?

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edacious

/ɪˈdeɪʃəs/

adjective

1 greedy. 2 voracious. 3 ravenousness. 4 rapacity.

Joshua’s edacious companion could always be counted on to jerk him off without invitation…

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mitigate

[MIT-i-geyt]

verb

To lessen in force or intensity.

I offered to repaint her car’s hood, but she said nothing could mitigate my being spread eagle on it for a profile picture.

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upbraid

[uhp-BRAYD]

trans

verb. To scold or criticize harshly.

After I failed to get an erection, Grace upbraided me for my drunkenness.

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