hebetude
[HEB-uh-tood]
noun
Mental dullness or sluggishness.
Had she been elected, Sarah Palin’s hebetude would have made Bush look like a fucking Rhodes scholar.
ephemeral
[ih-FEM-er-ul]
adjective
Short-lived; existing or continuing for a short time only.
A woman’s orgasm can last for minutes, while a man’s is ephemeral.
foist
/fɔɪst/
verb
1 to pass off something spurious or counterfeit as genuine, true, or worthy…
ineluctable
[in-i-luhk-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Incapable of being evaded; inescapable.
Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read…
defenestrate
[dee-FEN-uh-strayt]
trans
verb. To throw out of a window.
I didn’t think that I deserved having my ebony porn videos defenestrated, but she was an uncouth individual.
expunge
[ik-SPUNJ]
trans
verb. To wipe out or destroy; to annihilate.
My shithead of a cousin managed to get his three DUIs and possession of a controlled substance expunged from his record.
gangrel
[GANG-gruhl]
noun
A lanky, loose-jointed person.
I gave up on gangrels a long time ago…