osculation
[os-kyuh-ley-shuhn]
noun
The act of kissing.
Charlie Sheen’s new internet “show” was mildly entertaining, but I could have done without the constant osculation with those whores of his.
exclaim
/ɪkˈskleɪm/
verb
Cry out suddenly, esp. in surprise, anger, or pain.
“Titty-Fucking Christ!” exclaimed Trevor as he barged through the bedroom door to find his wife fellating his younger brother.
countervail
[kown-tur-VAYL]
trans
verb. To act against with equal force, power, or effect; to counteract…
palpitate
[PAL-pi-teyt]
verb
To cause to pulsate or tremble.
Is it weird if your balls palpitate while the microwave is running? That’s weird, right?
affront
[uh-fruhnt]
noun
A personally offensive act or word; deliberate act or display of disrespect.
These Oscar nominations are an affront to reason…
toothsome
[TOOTH-suhm]
adjective
Sexually attractive.
If it weren’t for the toothsome broad behind the counter, I’d smash the manager’s brow with my fucking fist.
lascivious
[luh-SIV-ee-uhs]
adjective
Lewd; lustful.
She called me a lascivious ape after she found numerous calls to 900 numbers on our phone bill.