druthers
[DRUHTH-erz]
noun
One’s own way, choice, or preference.
If I had my druthers, I’d fap it out before going on any date.
sacrosanct
/ˈsækroʊˌsæŋkt/
adjective
extremely sacred or holy; inviolable:
While Valerie held her marital vow to be faithful sacrosanct, her husband Mark had no qualms about fucking other women.
lambent
[LAM-buhnt]
adjective
Softly bright or radiant; luminous.
As soon as the acid kicked in, I started to notice the lambent nature of my white walls and cheap carpeting.
pulchritude
[puhl-kri-tood]
noun
Beauty.
Sure, she’s funny, but Kelly Oxford’s pulchritude drives me fucking wild.
premorse
[pri-MAWRS]
adjective
Pertaining to the end of something irregularly shortened.
Remember that guy John Bobbit with the premorse cock?
shiftless
/ˈʃɪftlɪs/
adjective
1 a characterized by failure, especially by failure to provide for one’s own support, through negligence or incapacity…
knavery
[NEY-vuh-ree]
noun
Unprincipled, untrustworthy, or dishonest dealing.
I don’t fucking understand the cops’ knavery with the Occupy protestors…