perdition
[per-DISH-uhn]
noun
Hell.
I can’t wait till those ghoulish assholes at Westboro Baptist Church stage their last protest at the gates of perdition.
rara avis
[RAIR-uh-AY-vis]
noun
A rare or unique person or thing.
John Holmes was, after all, a rara avis; a white dude with a giant fucking cock.
trollop
[trol-uhp]
noun
an immoral or promiscuous woman.
Don’t you hate finding out the woman you love is a fucking trollop?
menagerie
[muh-naj-uh-ree]
noun
A collection of wild or unusual animals.
Maybe keeping a giant fucking “killer” whale in a menagerie for its entire life is a bad idea.
osculation
[os-kyuh-ley-shuhn]
noun
The act of kissing.
Charlie Sheen’s new internet “show” was mildly entertaining, but I could have done without the constant osculation with those whores of his.
docent
A tour guide at a museum, art gallery, historical site, etc.
“Today we are the lucky recipients of a private, after-hours tour,” Ed said, as he knocked on the ‘staff only’ door at the back of the Natural History Muesum…
fulsome
[FUL-sum]
adjective
Offensive to the taste or sensibilities.
Maybe I’m not cool, but Kanye West’s new diamond grill is a fulsome way to distinguish yourself from the average moron.