braird
The first shoots of grass or crops.
A penis requires a few soft touches to braird it from its restful slumber.
popinjay
[POP-in-jay]
noun
A vain and talkative person.
I don’t care for Gossip Girl. Too many popinjays–all walkin’ around discussing total bullshit.
osmose
[oz-MOHS]
verb
To gradually assimilate a principle.
Perhaps the hair plugs in Trump’s head have caused him to osmose the batshit “birther” belief?
gam
[gam]
noun
A person’s leg, esp. an attractive female leg.
Did anyone see the fucking hairy gams on Mo’nique at the Golden Globes?
cavil
[KAV-uhl]
noun
A trivial or frivolous objection.
Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olberman should stop with the useless cavils and just have John Stewart host a dick measuring contest between the two.
insular
[in-suh-ler, ins-yuh-]
adjective
Isolated.
He told me hooking up with his male roommate was an insular experience that wouldn’t happen again.
lave
[leyv]
verb
To wash; bathe.
It took a lot of convincing, but she finally let me watch her lave.