succinct
[suhk-SINGKT]
adjective
Characterized by compressed precise expression with no wasted words; brief; concise.
I kept my farewell speech succinct, and told her that if she wants a fuck buddy to call me.
eschew
[es-CHOO]
trans
verb. To shun; to avoid.
I’ve always found it difficult to maintain an erection with one on, so we decided to eschew the condom.
eschatology
[es-kuh-tol-uh-jee]
noun
Any system of doctrines concerning last, or final, matters; the Judgment.
If anything, this eschatological bullshit about the Rapture sure produced a lot of good jokes, right?
deucedly
[DOO-sid-lee]
adverb
Devilishly.
Look at that deucedly broad over there. She’s looking for the C.
tergiversation
/ˈtɜrdʒɪvərˌseɪʃən/
noun
The act of evading any clear course of action or speech, of being deliberately ambiguous; equivocation; fickleness…
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cosset
[KOSS-it]
trans
verb. To pamper.
Her ultimate goal in life was to find a suitor who would cosset her as her parents did…
sibylline
[SIB-uh-leen]
adjective
Prophetic; oracular.
So it turns out Paul the Octopus wasn’t sybylline after all…