educe
[ih-DOOS]
verb
To infer or deduce.
I was able to educe, primarily from the shit-stained dildo on the bed, that my husband had been using my toys for no good.
discourse
/ˈdɪskɔrs/
noun
1 a conversation. b talk. 2 the art and manner of speaking and conversing…
decry
/dɪˈkraɪ/
verb
1 to cry down. 2 to censure as faulty, mean, or worthless…
coax
/koʊks/
verb
To wheedle, persuade (a person, organization, animal etc.) gradually or by use of flattery to do something…
palpitate
[PAL-pi-teyt]
verb
To cause to pulsate or tremble.
Is it weird if your balls palpitate while the microwave is running? That’s weird, right?
aureate
[AWR-ee-it]
adj
Characterized by an ornate style of writing or speaking.
I’d proffer that Michelle Bachman has an aureate way of speaking but christ, she’s really just a dullard in a clown suit.
berserk
[ber-SURK]
adjective
Violently or destructively frenzied; wild; crazed; deranged.
I didn’t expect a jell-o shot to make my roommate act berserk…