coax
/koʊks/
verb
To wheedle, persuade (a person, organization, animal etc.) gradually or by use of flattery to do something…
palpitate
[PAL-pi-teyt]
verb
To cause to pulsate or tremble.
Is it weird if your balls palpitate while the microwave is running? That’s weird, right?
aureate
[AWR-ee-it]
adj
Characterized by an ornate style of writing or speaking.
I’d proffer that Michelle Bachman has an aureate way of speaking but christ, she’s really just a dullard in a clown suit.
berserk
[ber-SURK]
adjective
Violently or destructively frenzied; wild; crazed; deranged.
I didn’t expect a jell-o shot to make my roommate act berserk…
hirsute
[hur-soot]
adjective
Hairy; shaggy.
It was strange because although her manicure and pedicure suggested stellar grooming habits, her pussy was as hirsute as an afghan hound.
hsien
[shyuhn]
noun
One of a group of benevolent spirits promoting good in the world.
There are no hsiens around these parts…
clandestine
[klan-des-tin]
adjective
Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment.
Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.