emolument
[ih-MOL-yuh-muhnt]
noun
Gain; compensation.
Step on the little people. That’s my philosophy. Fuck it, if it earns you emolument along the way, who cares?
delectation
/ˌdi lɛkˈteɪ ʃən/
noun
1 great pleasure. 2 delight.
“Two Girls-One Cup” and other Scheiß films, oddly enough, rose a great delectation in the quiet and chaste Margaret Johnson of Hanover Avenue.
piquant
[PEE-kuhnt]
adjective
Agreeably pungent or sharp in taste or flavor.
Chinatown is filled with knock-off wristwatches, dumpling houses, and piquant fish markets that stink to high hell.
pugnacious
[pŭg-nāˈshəs]
adjective
Combative in nature; belligerent.
I’d like to kick every ass of the pugnacious morons who claim Japan’s disaster is karmic retribution for Pearl Harbor.
alfresco
[al-FRES-koh]
adjective
Taking place or located in the open air; outdoor.
I’ve never liked alfresco porn…
coax
/koʊks/
verb
To wheedle, persuade (a person, organization, animal etc.) gradually or by use of flattery to do something…
aureate
[AWR-ee-it]
adj
Characterized by an ornate style of writing or speaking.
I’d proffer that Michelle Bachman has an aureate way of speaking but christ, she’s really just a dullard in a clown suit.