bathos
[BEY-thos]
noun
Insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness.
I can’t stand these jerk-off guys on the Bachelorette, all laying on the bathos extra thick to try to get in this broad’s skirt.
quiddity
[KWID-ih-tee]
noun
An eccentricity; an odd feature.
At first she took my cockring as a quiddity, but soon found that she couldn’t climax without it.
brusque
/brʌsk/
adjective
Rudely abrupt, unfriendly.
He asked for a blow job and received a brusque reply: “Fuck off…
edify
/ˈɛdəfaɪ/
verb
1 a to instruct and improve, especially in moral and religious knowledge…
piquant
[PEE-kuhnt]
adjective
Agreeably pungent or sharp in taste or flavor.
Chinatown is filled with knock-off wristwatches, dumpling houses, and piquant fish markets that stink to high hell.
encumbrance
[en-KUHM-brun(t)s]
noun
A burden, impediment, or hindrance.
Liberated from the encumbrances of wife and child, I was now free to sit at home in a t-shirt while masturbating to daytime television.
alfresco
[al-FRES-koh]
adjective
Taking place or located in the open air; outdoor.
I’ve never liked alfresco porn…