deadpan
[DED-pan]
adjective
Displaying no emotional or personal involvement.
“I just told you I fellated your brother and all you have is that fucking deadpan look on your face!”
kismet
[KIZ-met]
noun
Destiny; fate.
Never be the rebound guy. It’s kismet that whomever you’re banging will end up back with their ex.
quisling
[KWIZ-ling]
noun
A traitor.
According to Fox News, anyone who serves a bearded man is a quisling, and should be fucking shot.
propitious
[pruh-PISH-uhs]
adjective
Presenting favorable circumstances or conditions.
Apple’s new music based social network Ping looks propitious enough to work…
expatiate
/ɪkˈspeɪ ʃiˌeɪt/
verb
1 a to enlarge in discourse or writing…
frabjous
[FRAB-juhs]
adjective
Wonderful, elegant, superb, or delicious.
Call me crazy, but I think the street meat vendors in NYC are godamned frabjous; especially when I’m piss-drunk.
kismet
[KIZ-met]
noun
Destiny; fate.
Never be the rebound guy. It’s kismet that whomever you’re banging will end up back with their ex.