brusque
/brʌsk/
adjective
Rudely abrupt, unfriendly.
He asked for a blow job and received a brusque reply: “Fuck off…
edify
/ˈɛdəfaɪ/
verb
1 a to instruct and improve, especially in moral and religious knowledge…
piquant
[PEE-kuhnt]
adjective
Agreeably pungent or sharp in taste or flavor.
Chinatown is filled with knock-off wristwatches, dumpling houses, and piquant fish markets that stink to high hell.
encumbrance
[en-KUHM-brun(t)s]
noun
A burden, impediment, or hindrance.
Liberated from the encumbrances of wife and child, I was now free to sit at home in a t-shirt while masturbating to daytime television.
alfresco
[al-FRES-koh]
adjective
Taking place or located in the open air; outdoor.
I’ve never liked alfresco porn…
bowdlerize
[BODE-luh-rise; BOWD-]
trans
verb. To remove or modify the parts (of a book, for example) considered offensive…
aplomb
[uh-PLOM]
noun
Assurance of manner or of action; confidence; coolness.
Bryan sucked cock with the aplomb of a fucking Oreck XL.