frabjous
[FRAB-juhs]
adjective
Wonderful, elegant, superb, or delicious.
Call me crazy, but I think the street meat vendors in NYC are godamned frabjous; especially when I’m piss-drunk.
kismet
[KIZ-met]
noun
Destiny; fate.
Never be the rebound guy. It’s kismet that whomever you’re banging will end up back with their ex.
ineluctable
[in-i-luhk-tuh-buhl]
adjective
Incapable of being evaded; inescapable.
Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read…
torpor
torpor [TAWR-per]
noun
Lacking in vitality or interest.
The first time we tried Special K we got locked into “K-holes,” and sat there in a state of torpor for twelve long minutes.
myrmidon
[MUR-muh-don]
noun
A loyal follower, especially one who executes orders without question.
What do I look for in a mate? I want a myrmidon: someone who will execute any sexual act I demand, when I demand it.
regale
[rih-GAY(uh)L]
trans
, intrans verb. To entertain with something that delights…
incipient
[in-SIP-ee-uhnt]
adjective
Beginning to exist or appear.
Upon confirming our relationship status on Facebook I noticed her incipient beer belly and sagging breasts.