sallow
Having a yellowish color; of a pale, sickly color, tinged with yellow
Due to a sedentary lifestyle, Norman was saddled with a sallow body, and devoid of muscle. Few women looked beyond his sickly style…
lyard
[LAHY-erd]
adjective
Streaked or spotted with gray or white.
Is it weird if my pubic hair turns lyard, but only near my ass and nowhere else?
behest
/bɪˈhɛst/
noun
A command, bidding; sometimes also, an authoritative request.
At her client’s behest, Judy exposed her genitals so that they could be examined for signs of herpes.
sprat
[sprat]
noun
A small or inconsequential person or thing.
Tell the sprat in the bathroom to hightail it before I crap myself.
eructation
[ih-ruhk-TAY-shuhn]
noun
The act of belching; a belch.
When a pussy experiences eructation it’s called a queef.
subfusc
[sub-FUHSK]
adjective
Dark or dull in color; drab, dusky.
Her gorgeous vagina was shielded by subfusc lingerie, which made her all the more attractive.
quidnunc
[KWID-nuhngk]
noun
A gossiper; a busybody.
My good friend John resembles that of a lumberjack, but chats it up with the ladies like a God damned quidnunc.