quagmire
[KWAG-myr]
noun
A difficult or precarious position or situation; a predicament.
Had your cat not ingested an ounce of nip, we wouldn’t be in this goddamned quagmire.
osmose
[oz-MOHS]
verb
To gradually assimilate a principle.
Perhaps the hair plugs in Trump’s head have caused him to osmose the batshit “birther” belief?
vexatious
[vek-sey-shuhs]
adjective
disorderly; confused; troubled
The poor girl’s vexatious emotions caused her to fuck anything that showed her more than five minutes of attention.
lucent
[LOO-suhnt]
adjective
Shining.
I’ll tell you what a nice Christmas gift would be: wear those lucent panties of yours while you make me a grilled cheese.
impugn
[im-pyoon]
verb, used with object
to challenge as false (another’s statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon…
effin
As effin', an omission of the word effing; euphemism for fucking.
Matt slammed his pencil down on his vocabulary homework and shoved the pages away. “Goddamn it!” he exclaimed. “These effin’ words are too effin’ hard to effin’ remember!”
biddable
[BID-uh-buhl]
adjective
Easily led or commanded; obedient.
The dominatrix called her four o’clock, a biddable man with a desk job, to tell him she couldn’t make it today.