bedaub
[bih-DOB]
trans
verb. To smudge over; to besmear or soil with anything thick and dirty…
gam
[gam]
noun
A person’s leg, esp. an attractive female leg.
Did anyone see the fucking hairy gams on Mo’nique at the Golden Globes?
enmity
/ˈɛn mɪ ti/
noun
1 a the quality of being an enemy. b hostile or unfriendly disposition…
heliolatry
[hee-lee-OL-uh-tree]
noun
Worship of the sun.
I remember hearing stories in college about Ibiza, where big-breasted women laid out naked practicing heliolatry on the beaches, and E pills were as abundant as hard candy in an old folks’ home.
ferly
[FER-lee]
noun
Something unusual, strange, or causing wonder or terror.
At first glimpse the vagina is something of a ferly, and investigation is necessary.
attar
[AT-er]
noun
A perfume or essential oil obtained from flowers or petals.
Someone should bottle and sell the attar of Justin Beiber to the throngs of teenaged chicks who get wet at the mere mention of the little shit’s name.
pusillanimous
[pyoo-suh-LAN-uh-muhs]
adjective
Lacking in courage and resolution; contemptibly fearful; cowardly…