woolgathering
[WOOL-gath-(uh)-ring]
adjective
Indulgence in idle daydreaming.
Ketamine, if cooked correctly, produces wonderful, woolgathering like states that can last hours.
hauteur
[haw-TUR]
noun
Haughty manner, spirit; arrogance.
Three drinks and my roommate gains the hauteur of a juice head from Long fucking Island.
gravid
[GRAV-id]
adjective
Being with child; heavy with young or eggs; pregnant.
The other day I masturbated to a clip on tube8…
munificent
[myoo-NIF-i-suhnt]
adjective
Very liberal in giving or bestowing; very generous; lavish.
I overate at the munificent Vegas buffet and got a case of the runs.
interstice
[in-TUR-stuhs]
noun
A space between things or parts.
Psychedelics have a neat way of creating interstices in time.
cortege
[kawr-TEZH]
noun
A procession, especially a ceremonial one.
Nothing pisses me off more than a cortege of drunken, moronic imbeciles dressed as Santas in New York city.
gerent
A ruler or manager.
It is wise to tip the stripper’s gerent before the party begins to avoid unfortunate complications that might interrupt festivities when things inevitably get out of hand.