suspire
[suh-SPAHY-uhr]
verb
To utter with long, sighing breaths.
The comedian suspired his monologue, and the audience was sure it was because he had just received a blow job from the haggard looking cocktail waitress.
cerebration
[ser-uh-BRAY-shuhn]
noun
The act or product of thinking; mental activity; thought.
My wife left me for one of her manwhores, leaving me with a lot of time to do some cerebration on the matter.
precarious
[pri-kair-ee-uhs]
adjective
Exposed to or involving danger; dangerous; perilous; risky.
The sales rep told me that two or more people fucking inside of a Snuggie™ would be precarious and may void the warranty.
mitigate
[MIT-i-geyt]
verb
To lessen in force or intensity.
I offered to repaint her car’s hood, but she said nothing could mitigate my being spread eagle on it for a profile picture.
oblation
[uh-BLAY-shuhn]
noun
Something offered in a religious rite or as a charitable gift.
I loved my girlfriend’s pussy so much that I would give oblations to it in her absence.
repudiate
[ri-pyoo-dee-eyt]
verb (used with object)
To reject with denial.
When that horse-toothed cunt Sarah Palin asked us to “refudiate” the mosque on ground zero, she actually meant that we should repudiate the building…
assuage
[uh-SWAYJ]
verb
To soothe or calm; to pacify.
The least these fucking clowns at BP could do to assuage our fears is act like they know what the fuck they’re doing.