supernumerary
Exceeding a necessary, usual, or required number or quality.
After many years of hoofing in the Las Vegas lights, a battle hardened Shalanda returned to the Bunny Ranch and became a supernumerary presence at the brothel…
billingsgate
[BIL-ingz-gayt]
noun
Coarsely abusive, foul, or profane language.
The family dinner would always end in billingsgate after the mention of Uncle Brian the pervert.
paunch
[pahnch]
noun
A large and protruding belly; potbelly.
Despite being piss drunk, I decided not to take her home and fuck her, because I quickly noticed her paunch and sagging tits…
salmagundi
[sal-muh-GUHN-dee]
noun
Any mixture or assortment; a medley; a potpourri; a miscellany.
It’s safe to say that the Grammys this year was a salmagundi of shit.
hoary
[HOR-ee]
adjective
White or gray with age.
All this fucking stress is making Obama’s hair turn hoary.
evince
[ih-vins]
verb (used with object)
To show clearly; make evident or manifest; prove.
Oh, Sarah Palin, how you evince your grotesquely inadequate intelligence every time you open your big, red, dick sucking lips.
sallow
Having a yellowish color; of a pale, sickly color, tinged with yellow
Due to a sedentary lifestyle, Norman was saddled with a sallow body, and devoid of muscle. Few women looked beyond his sickly style…