cosset
[KOSS-it]
trans
verb. To pamper.
Her ultimate goal in life was to find a suitor who would cosset her as her parents did…
benison
[BEN-uh-suhn]
noun
Blessing.
I thought the “Submit Word” function would be a benison, but some of you shitheels seem to think this is Urban Dictionary.
serendipity
/ˌsɛrənˈdɪpɪti/
noun
1 discovery of things unsought. 2 the happy faculty or luck of finding, by “accidental sagacity,” interesting or agreeable things…
profligacy
[PROF-li-guh-see]
noun
Reckless extravagance.
Jay Z and Beyonce’s profligacy with their hospital stay just goes to show that health care in this country ain’t so fuckin’ bad if you’re balls deep in money.
germane
[juhr-MAYN]
adjective
Appropriate or relavent.
Would you find it germane that your girl got pregnant after you were told you were sterile?
harridan
[HAIR-uh-din]
noun
A worn-out strumpet; a vixenish woman; a hag.
It’s sad when you see harridans still working the strip cub scene.
cerebration
[ser-uh-BRAY-shuhn]
noun
The act or product of thinking; mental activity; thought.
My wife left me for one of her manwhores, leaving me with a lot of time to do some cerebration on the matter.