benignant
[bih-NIG-nuhnt]
adjective
Kind; gracious.Beneficial; favorable.
Joseph, my dealer, was benignant enough to let try my first line of cocaine for free.
toothsome
[TOOTH-suhm]
adjective
Sexually attractive.
If it weren’t for the toothsome broad behind the counter, I’d smash the manager’s brow with my fucking fist.
distrait
[dis-TRAY]
adjective
Divided or withdrawn in attention, especially because of anxiety.
I almost missed my drink order because I was so distrait with fear of being seated next to a man with a bomb strapped to his genitals.
hirsute
[hur-soot]
adjective
Hairy; shaggy.
It was strange because although her manicure and pedicure suggested stellar grooming habits, her pussy was as hirsute as an afghan hound.
protean
[pro-TEE-un]
adjective
Displaying considerable variety or diversity.
The red light district in Amsterdam has a protean amount of pussy for sale…
futilitarian
/fyuˌtɪl ɪˈtɛər i ən/
adjective
having the opinion that all human activity is futile…
restive
[RES-tiv]
adjective
Unwilling to go on; obstinate in refusing to move forward; stubborn.
Upon hearing news that she’d be serving 90 days in prison, Lindsay Lohan’s brow-beaten, coked-out mug looked quite restive.