quidnunc
[KWID-nuhngk]
noun
A gossiper; a busybody.
My good friend John resembles that of a lumberjack, but chats it up with the ladies like a God damned quidnunc.
verboten
[ver-BOHT-n]
adjective
Forbidden, as by law; prohibited.
This jack-off Lil’ Wayne is going to prison for carrying an unlicensed firearm? I didn’t know that was still verboten in this country.
verbose
/vərˈboʊs/
adjective
1 abounding in words. 2 using or containing more words than are necessary…
loll
[lol]
verb
To recline or lean in a relaxed, lazy, or indolent manner; lounge.
Look at these piss-drunk queers lolling around the frat house.
flummox
[FLUM-uhks]
trans
verb. To confuse; to perplex.
I always leave my phone on during flights…
fain
[FEYN]
adverb
Gladly; willingly. adjective. Content; willing.
I would fain have gone with him to the LOLcats themed orgy, but it required that I not shave any part of my body for three months prior to the event.
asinine
[as-uh-nahyn]
adjective
Foolish, unintelligent, or silly; stupid.
I got tired of her asinine beliefs that Obama taking a bow to a Japanese dude would lead us into a New World Order.