plenary
[PLEE-nuh-ree]
adjective
Full in all respects; complete; absolute.
Our prophet and leader decided for a plenary mass suicide, and that we should all wear purple Nikes.
eclat
[ey-KLAH]
noun
Brilliance of success, reputation, etc.
With AOL’s eclat, The Huffington Post will be run into the fucking ground in about four days.
cleave
[kleev]
verb
To adhere closely; stick; cling.
She cleaved onto her parents like a fly to shit, ‘till they tried to baptize her and score her genitals.
rebarbative
[ree-BAR-buh-tiv]
adj
Serving or tending to irritate or repel.
That goddamn sweater you bought is rebarbative and uncouth.
transmogrify
[trans-MOG-ruh-fy]
verb
To change into a different shape or to transform.
If you want a real magic show, just stick a marshmellow in a microwave and watch it transmogrify into the fucking Michelin man.
melange
[may-LAHNZH]
noun
A mixture; a medley.
I laid out a melange of drugs on the mirror-top coffee table and everyone became my best friend.
fetor
[FEE-tuhr]
noun
A strong, offensive smell; stench.
That overweight son of a bitch over by the buffet just cleared out half the room with his fetor.