prink
[PRINGK]
trans
/intrans. verb. To dress up; to deck for show.
I can understand the need to prink the pubic region, but what’s up with applying sequins to your groin?
aplomb
[uh-PLOM]
noun
Assurance of manner or of action; confidence; coolness.
Bryan sucked cock with the aplomb of a fucking Oreck XL.
impervious
[im-PUR-vee-uhs]
adjective
Not capable of being harmed or damaged.
He was impervious to my flirtations until I grabbed his crotch and showed him my tramp stamp.
cleave
[kleev]
verb
To adhere closely; stick; cling.
She cleaved onto her parents like a fly to shit, ‘till they tried to baptize her and score her genitals.
attar
[AT-er]
noun
A perfume or essential oil obtained from flowers or petals.
Someone should bottle and sell the attar of Justin Beiber to the throngs of teenaged chicks who get wet at the mere mention of the little shit’s name.
prolix
[pro-LIKS]
adjective
Extending to a great length.
I’m of the mindset that a prolix test message is to be avoided…
encumbrance
[en-KUHM-brun(t)s]
noun
A burden, impediment, or hindrance.
Liberated from the encumbrances of wife and child, I was now free to sit at home in a t-shirt while masturbating to daytime television.